The plan of redemption is real. We’ve Checked Our List Twice! – BROTHER TIMMY MORMON-MULLET-MILLER (his new nickname that our gospel principles class came up with for him) GOT BAPTIZED AND NONE OF US HAVE STOPPED SMILING FOR THE PAST 48 HRS. Okay.”- Tour Guide Barbie, Toy Story. I just have no idea who he is yet, nor does he know he’s waiting for me.” So, I’ve got that going for me. And slightly terrifying. I FINALLY SAW A REAL LIFE ALLIGATOR. ". What Is Día de Los Reyes (Three Kings' Day)? – We met a couple named Marcus and Taiesha and seeing their faces light up as we testified of the peace and happiness that comes from reading the Book of Mormon was kind of the best thing ever. With a man in his pajamas and a dog chain tied to his wrists and ankles.” — Clark Griswold, 90. “Oops, a little knot here. “I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!” — Ellen Griswold, 7. “And why is the carpet all wet, Todd? “We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!” — Clark Griswold, 85. gosh i love her. This may be his last Christmas.” — Ellen Griswold“If he keeps it up, it will be his last Christmas.” — Clark Griswold, 67. Abstract Art Black & White Art Fine Art Quote Art Vintage Posters Travel Posters. Don’t be an ooey gooey chocolate chip cookie.” March 26, 2018 “Goodnight Denise. “It’s the Christmas star. It seems my husband has been abducted. So that’s the best thing ever. Here are some I’m lucky to hva eyou quote to celebrate these special people. – We found some incredible people this week, and we didn’t get even get shot at, so that’s fortunate. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head.” — Clark Griswold, 73. K so it’s taking everything in me to write a weekly right now and not just play with my frens, so know how much I love all of you. Probably we were Elder Kesler and his companion in the pre-mortal existence. "Come on, we've got work to do." (Jax West, not Jehovah’s Witnesses). Favorite Quotes "Are dreams only for those who have talent? Quotations by Robert Downey, Jr., American Actor, Born April 4, 1965. “Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.” — Ellen Griswold“It’s all part of the experience, honey!” — Clark Griswold, 10. “We’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.” — Clark Griswold, 2. This ward is a lil’ too ethnic for me sometimes. No one has teeth, and if they do they’re gold #letmeseeyagrill, and everyone is so humble, praises the Lord, and honks at us every morning when we run. “Santa Claus! Breakfast at Tiffany’s/STL’s apartment, – We met this lady named Lola (not too be confused with Lola from Shark Tale or Lola from Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen) a couple weeks go in the ghetto. There is absolutely no way I can adequately put into words the last week and a half because it has just been incredible and also bc it felt like it was 3 months long. It was incredible to see how much both of us have improved! Whatever.” — Clark Griswold, 5. 4. “When did you move to Florida?” — Aunt Bethany, 59. –  A million people confirmed that they were coming to church and then none of them showed up. There was an error in your submission. “I was just smelling…smiling! SISTERS BDAY PARTY FOR SIS. Therefore, I will not be emailing next week because I will probably be seeing most of you in the flesh shortly thereafter. “That’s a honey of a tree, Clark.” — Cousin Eddie, 36. Printed on 100% cotton watercolour textured paper, Art Prints would be at home in any gallery. “Hey kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sled on its way in from New York.” — Clark Griswold“You serious, Clark?” — Cousin Eddie, 65. I had such amazing studies about repentance, judgment day, and the resurrection. I will always curse my lack of crafting skills. “If you need any help, just give me a holler, I’ll be upstairs—asleep.” — Grandpa Clark, 28. He knows this church is true, but it hasn’t gone from his head to his heart. The sistrict reunited ft. Common white girl poses. “You want to kiss my lucky egg?” April 2, 2018 “Gus. i luh her. “Is this the airport, Clark?” — Aunt Bethany, 57. “You’re the last true family man.” — Bill, 18. It was stake conference this weekend so I got to seem him and my heart just overflowed with joy. Such good music. bless you all. One of my favorite parts of conference was from Sister Jean B. Bingham’s talk when she said that we have the opportunity to represent the Savior as we minister to the One. Christ’s Atonement can change us. The big day is here. the gospel is the best. May the luck of the Irish be with you! Related: The 20 Best Classic and Alternative Christmas Movies To Watch This Year! Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl. Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back. Also Tim has recently gotten several cuckoo clocks and one of them happens to be Harley Davidson with really obnoxious motorcycle engine noises. "Want to kiss my lucky egg?" Bishop. You are posting comments too quickly. “Look what you’ve done to my tree!” — Clark Griswold, 69. “Eat my rubber!” — Clark Griswold“Dad, I think what you mean is ‘Burn rubber, and eat my dust…'” — Rusty Griswold“Whatever, Russ. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Incorrect email or username/password combination. I love him, so I will feed his sheep forever and ever. 1. Derice Bannock: Kissing an egg is no kind of style. "(Cool runnings), "Milk was a bad idea"(anchorman), "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my 'friend,' you can kiss my ass. --Pink. Subject line quote from Hot Rod bc I asked the room of missionaries I’m in for a movie quote and an Elder in the corner yelled that one out. The single greatest struggle of sister missionaries all over the world. Jacksonville has some sweet murals and when people stand us up the best way to combat sadness is a real quick photoshoot. Where’s the Tylenol?” — Clark Griswold, 74. 3.-4. Subject line quote from While You Were Sleeping bc it’s Valentine’s Day this week and I’ve never been asked “So, do you have a boy waiting for you?” more times in my life. – Elder Lynn G. Robbins of the presidency of the seventy came to our mission and it has been the most spiritual past 2 days(why our p day is today instead of. or just grateful you’re able to celebrate in a house that is always parked in the same place, re-watching this classic flick is a gift that keeps on giving (like a jelly-of-the-month club)! "A girl can't have enough of these." 2. besties 5ever. ! The most expensive popsicles on earth, 2. – Remember the other Timmy that recently got baptized? – I found almost a jabillion names on Family Search and LITERALLY CAN NOT WAIT TO GO TO THE TEMPLE. Movies, Especially The Classics, Have A Way Of Sticking With Us Over The Years. Kiss My Lucky Egg! 3. just zoom in on Ridenours face. “I just can’t believe you’re actually standing here in my living room, Eddie.” — Clark Griswold, 39. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. [in the middle of sex] Oh, Frank, strangle me! Haha you dead yet mon. “Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.” — Cousin Eddie, 72. Also, I love my companion. Subject line quote in honor of mah bestie Sister Ridenour’s obsession with Sid the Sloth and bc I said goodbye to her forever this morning and in 24 hours she will be back in Provo, UT. “Clark! (the elders can’t say the same. And that’s all that matters tonight. Right now I just want someone to kiss my forehead and tell me how lucky they are to have someone like me. “It’s a one-year membership in the jelly-of-the-month club.” — Clark Griswold, 71. “It’s people that make the difference – little people like you.” — Frank Shirley, 95. You see, Derice, I had made winning my whole life, and when you make winning your whole life, you have to keep on winning, no matter what.” John Candy - Irv That’s all over the place, so just look at my study notes someday bc it’s really great I swear. “Don’t piss me off, Art.” — Clark Griswold, 86. It looks as though you’ve already said that. It was Sister Ridenour’s last one and both of us cried like we would never see each other again. Yul goes to open it, finding Sanka dressed in a … Sorry, comments are currently closed. Mortality can be kind of a bummer some times. BUT REALLY THO I HAVE THE BEST FAMILY AND FRENS ON THE PLANET AND WE HAVE RECEIVED SO MANY MUCH VALENTINES DAY LOVE AND TREATS AND PACKAGES THAT OUR POOR TUMMIES CAN SCARCELY ENJOY IT ALL. Get ’Em Here! “Hey, Gris, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room, get my stogy.” — Uncle Lewis, 66. Refresh your page, login and try again. I get to represent Jesus Christ and His church, wear His name, and invite others to come unto Him through faith, repentance, baptism, receiving the gift of the Holy Ghost, and enduring to the end. “The little lights are not twinkling.” — Grandpa Art, 33. Felt like we were roamin’ the streets of Ocala again, blessing everyone’s lives. Score. “Fixed the newel post!” — Clark Griswold, 77. we ❤ the easter bunny. – Zone Conference. And forgive my husband, he knows not what he does.” — Ellen Griswold“Amen!” — Clark Griswold, 9. This week a bunch of missionary stuff happened. I would not be who I am today without their testimonies, experiences, and love. HAPPY 18 MONTHS OF BEING A MISSIONARY TO ME. “Worse?! High quality Cool Runnings inspired Art Prints by independent artists and designers from around the world. Let me kiss your lucky egg! 1. Middleburg is almost exactly like Macclenny (my first area) and I was in heaven. I’ve served in the same zone with her for the last 3 transfers and now she gets to be my companion. How 'bout I beat your butt right now? “I think you’re forgetting how difficult it’s going to be having everybody at the house at the same time.” — Ellen Griswold, 15. S’fun. I am so excited for them. Like always, Disney incorporates several Easter eggs throughout their films. feel the ryhthm, feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsiegh time! It was a dream come true. 5. Leslie Jordan Told Us His Instagram Rules and Why His, Merry Christmas From the Sussexes! We’re stuck under a truck!” — Ellen Griswold, 8. Also, it’s only been like 4 days since my last weekly so that means I only have to write 4 highlights so I can go play with my friends. Also, we’ve been companions for so long it’s hard to remember what my life was like before she was within my sight and sound 24/7. “Ho Ho Ho! How can they get any worse?! Can You Solve This Coin Probability Problem? I love to be a missionary. Hola amigos. Point taken. Definitely we literally chased down a former investigator bc we couldn’t get onto his property, but we tarried a little longer, knocked a few houses “around” him and then saw his truck pull into his gate that had so cruelly kept us out. Real, real hard things. We can not have agency without being responsible for the actions we make. HE DID! – Our investigator Grace set a baptismal date for herself for. Your account was created. Shop affordable wall art to hang in dorms, bedrooms, offices, or anywhere blank walls aren't welcome. If you close your eyes, it doesn't matter how other people see you. A quick death and an easy one. Empty comment. 2. But we did go in and her and her daughters face while we shared the Restoration of the Gospel of Jesus Christ was so happy. Also bc spirit. Subject line from Cool Runnings for obvious reasons. We called some ward members and we had her whole house packed and loaded in the moving truck within an hour and a half. Who doesn’t want that? Share with your friends. “I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.” — Aunt Bethany“Amen.” — Everyone, 62. We've got the 100 best Christmas Vacation quotes from Clark Griswold, Cousin Eddie, Audrey, Clark's boss Mr. Shirley and more from this National Lampoon movie classic. “Where do you think you’re going? Houses and driveways are at least 1 mile apart from each other. Sister’s p-day! Break out your top hats and monocles; it’s about to classy in here. Yul Brenner: I'm not kissing no egg. He was sitting there next to his fellowshippers all spiffed out in his new suit coat (no tie though bc he insists they choke him) and his testimony continues to grow every day. “My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain, is innocent.” — Clark Griswold, 94. SO many rednecks. Mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. Every day I am repenting, changing, and becoming. — Picking up a part. “Soon the battle will be over, Ev’ry foe of truth be down. It’s a funny squeaky sound!” — Aunt Bethany, 78. – I LOVE HAVING SET APART TIME FOR PERSONAL STUDY. Fine, I’ll start washing my hair. Merry Christmas, Clark! We needed a coffin, uh, I mean, a tree.” — Clark Griswold, 76. You about ready to do some kissing?” — Cousin Eddie, 91. aha mon My friends. “Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?” — Todd Chester“Bend over and I’ll show ya!” — Clark Griswold, 13. We offered to help her move and her countenance completely changed. Letting people know that they have a Savior who set the example for them and that His authority is on the earth again so that they can be baptized to have ALL their sins washed away is the best. We’ve served in the same zone for the last 3 transfers and I can’t even handle how much the Lord is blessing me when it comes to companions. They took us to eat the most delicious shrimps on the planet and we were so bold with Brother Pyburn. I LOVE my companions. A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?” — Grandpa Art, 70. It focuses on teenager Carly Shay, who creates her own web show called "iCarly" with … I had the opportunity to reflect on everything I’ve learned on my mission, how I’ve changed, the experiences I’ve had, and just like Ammon my joy was so full it exhausted my strength and I fell to earth…kind of. Mostly just a whole lot of missionary things have been happening. If you want praise, die. “Not recently, Clark, he read that squirrels were high on cholesterol.” — Catherine, 79. No! Related: Here Are The 12 Best Dogs in Christmas Movies and TV Specials! It makes it THAT much better. Cool Runnings (1993) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. The line that really stuck out to me this time was: “And while I strive through grief and pain, His voice is heard “Ye shall obtain.””. I’ll tell you more about it later, but Diana and Fabian and Jeannine and Grace are all getting baptized. Onward, onward, youth of zion; Thy reward the victors crown.”. 83. ESQUERRA AND PERRY. – Toni Morrison Some of these lines you probably already know by heart, others may have you feeling like Aunt Bethany, but all of them will help get you in the holiday spirit. Almost 200 million Easter greeting cards are distributed between people around the world every season, all in an effort to share the love, and spread the warmth it brings. 3. “I told you we should have gone to Hawaii!” — Rusty Griswold, 75. “When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh and… Eddie. wow. Related: The 12 Best Christmas Movies You Can Watch on Netflix Right Now! Baptism is only the first step! 101 Hilarious Elf on the Shelf Ideas to Keep Kids Jolly All Holiday Long, 200 Best Crock Pot Recipes and Easy Slow Cooker Dinner Ideas for the Family, 100+ Weight Watchers Recipes with WW Points to Help You Lose Weight, Which One of These 100 Diets Could Help You Lose Weight? 2. “I can’t even focus because I just wanna stare at you the whole time” – Sister Rhoads after we surprised her at her zone conference, 4. We’re just divorced. “Surprised, Eddie? “Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Christhmath.” — Clark Griswold. – This Sunday I was surrounded in sacrament meeting by investigators and less-actives that I’ve come to love and I’m not sure I’ve ever been happier. You are posting comments too quickly. Throughout the holiday season, there are plenty of decorative trees to admire and set out, delicious drinks to warm up with (have you tried autumnal apple punch?! 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